If it is possible to ride on a November morning in summer kit (except for an unnecessary base layer) in perfect conditions with the sun shining and potentially perfect trail conditions, yet still have a less than ideal ride then I had it yesterday.
I hooked up with young Dan and Rich at BCP. A minimal amount of faffing and we were off. Dan pushed the pace from the start and we spread out on the long, sandy climb to High Lodge. At the top we caught up with each other and cranked the speed up down ‘Chris’s Knickers’, then over towards Tightrope. So far so good, the mini Santon Downham downhill came and went (I love it, the others hate it). We all grabbed the chance to shed clothing at the bottom and moved on to the gay trail. Sadly, little of it was rideable and we all struggled to make any decent progress. Despte choosing some perfect, alternative lines where they existed, it just was no fun at all so we headed out of the trees and up to FR24. Some sublime singletrack followed which we rode as fast as we could….except over my weak point. I can’t keep speed up through moguls and despite doing my best, and Dan bellowing ‘pump the …..ers’ I just lost speed. No matter, the dodgy section out of the way and we were all fairly rattling along again. We rode the green bombhole and then took the decision to try and find some trails we used to ride, which used to be great fun and certainly deserve looking for again.
Many years ago, we stumbled upon some really fun singletrack, twisty, tight, fast, huge berms and totally untouched. No one rides it because no one knows it is there…well, no mountain bikers anyway. Following some catastrophic damage by motorbikes we left it to go fallow hoping for nature to do her thing and let it recover. I knew where the entrances were but couldn’t remember which one was the best option. Anyway, we dived in, hoping for the best. Nature has done a good job overall, the surface was firm yet grippy, and once the trees, branches and general debris were removed, we only had to contend with ruts. For those of you who know San Andreas, well that is for wimps, a sort of fault line with stabilisers. The trails retained the potential for speed and, given a bit of clearing they will be fine, but some sections lead you along the edge of deep, deep ruts. If you fell in you’d need a crane to get you out! It certainly concentrates the mind and you have to click into a different mode of riding. Slow, technical riding is called for…and yes, I failed! The bike slid into the ravine(s) on more than one occasion but it was a bit of a hoot! The next section used to be hidden away and yes, it still is. Years of leaf litter, branches and neglect have covered up the trails plus, motorbikes have diverted the track away from some of the nicer sections (more slow, technical bits). We found some of it and it needs a bit of tlc, no – a LOT of tlc, and some imagination and only them will we be able to restore it to its former glory. There is hope, it has great potential and I’m sure we’ll be back over the winter to clear the trails of leaves.
Anyway, by now, my time was getting short and we headed back when, disaster. I got a puncture, a puncture that was too big for the sealant to cope with. Left to itself, the hole would close over but as soon as I started to ride, it opened again. Cue the replacement inner tube. As we didn’t want to be faffing about all day, Dan took control and did the honours. Tube pumped up, we headed up the road to High Lodge where I got that sinking feeling. The tube became increasingly unable to hold air. I haven’t had a look but I reckon the adhesive on the patches was degraded by the latex goo and soon the tube refused to hold any air at all. I had to walk the last mile or so which was a drag but it was a nice day so…..
Thanks to all the people who offered tubes, shame none of you rode 29ers! Anyway, lesson number one – make sure you carry a new tube! In the car park I presumed upon Stovey’s better nature and asked him to sort out a tyre patch for me.
A strange sort of ride, great, bad, great, bad then a walk. Hmmmm. Still, far from ideal as it was, you need rides like this to appreciate the good ones!